SUBTERFUGUE LIBRARY

Mom encountered me face up on my bed, stinking from track practice, Walkman in my hands, Eurythmics in my ears. I was trying not to think about a girl who I could not stop thinking about. At least I was not masturbating.

Luther tells stories, and Lisa drinks Mexican hot chocolate.

A cake of fried potatoes, garlic, and cheese topped with eggs and salsa.

The perfect salami sandwich

Chicken soup with sumac, corn and tomatoes

A pangram is a sentence which includes every letter of the alphabet at least once. A proper Subterfugue pangram should repeat that feat at least twice, but who's counting?

Mike had suggested that he and I meet up for lunch in the city.